Shawn: From Cow Boy To Soay Sheep Man

Saltmarsh Ranch, where Shawn lived and worked

Saltmarsh Ranch, where Shawn lived and worked

Once upon a time and long ago, 14 summers ago as best we can remember, a scrawny local teenager not yet old enough to drive began working on our farm, eventually becoming our full-time, resident ranch hand. It ended yesterday when that same young man, now 29 years old, married and the father of our beautiful little pseudo-granddaughter, packed up his family and their worldly goods and headed north to Lebanon, Oregon, to start a new chapter working in his brother-in-law’s irrigation gasket manufacturing company. I have mentioned Shawn here only occasionally. It is high time he had his fifteen minutes of Chronicles fame.

Soay sheep elicit smiles even from a confirmed cattleman

Soay sheep elicit smiles even from a confirmed cattleman

When he first came to work for us, Shawn had never seen a Soay sheep and he was openly disdainful of their small size. His preference was for working cattle, or at least a respectably large breed of commercial sheep. By the time I started taking pictures of our sheep operation, we had converted from a couple of huge Suffolks to the more easily manageable heritage Soay sheep. Considering how many hundreds of times Shawn held lambs while Steve “worked” them, I suspect that Shawn came to prefer Soay to Suffolks, if not to cattle.

Summer by summer Shawn came back, all through high school and college. As he departed for his senior year at OSU, he asked if he could work for us full time after he graduated. Well, yeah!

A collegial day on the farm

A collegial day on the farm in 2009

Showing the boss how to hang a lamb weighing scale

Showing the boss how to hang a lamb weighing scale

... and then pausing to recover from the strain of hanging it

… and then pausing to recover from the strain of hanging it

"Sheep are so boring compared to cattle." S.M.O.

“Sheep are so boring compared to cattle.” S.M.O.

Over the years, Shawn and Steve became trusted colleagues. They developed a close personal relationship that was not quite father/son, but much more than arms-length boss/employee. Steve managed to pound a bit of genetics into Shawn’s “I don’t need to know science” brain and Shawn taught Steve a thing or two about how to deal with ovines. These are their stories.

Taking a break with Jacob, Khloe, and puppy Cool Paw Luke

Taking a break with Jacob, Khloe, and puppy Cool Paw Luke

HAYING

It takes an awfully lot of hay to feed a growing flock of sheep, even the diminutive Soay sheep, and hay was always a big part of Shawn’s work life at Saltmarsh Ranch. The earliest picture I can find of the Shawn Era shows him working with George Noyes, our hay broker, eight years ago. The rest of the hay pictures are from 2009, when George brought his buff daughter and her friend to “help.” After a full day of racing to stack the bales they tossed onto the elevator at increasingly and intentionally breakneck speed, Shawn begged off from evening chores, a little sheepish [sorry] at having been run ragged by two girls!

George shows Shawn how to stack the 100+pound bales in our old barn

George shows Shawn how to stack the 100+pound bales in our old barn

Early in the day, before the girls conspired to teach him a thing or two about stacking hay

Early in the day, before the girls conspired to teach him a thing or two about stacking hay

Betcha can't keep up with us

“Betcha can’t keep up with us”

Still smiling, but just barely, at day's end

Still smiling, but just barely, at day’s end

The upper half of our farm includes a steep grassy field that calls for what one of our neighbors dubbed “extreme haying.” After contracting out the haying for a couple of years, Steve and Shawn decided they could do it themselves with the help of an antique two-string baler and the other Boy Toys called for.

Two-string bales from our very own pastures

Two-string bales from our very own pastures

Enough hay to keep the rams fed for the winter

Enough hay to keep the rams fed for the winter

Well done, haying crew!

Well done, haying crew!

"Oh boy, time for a beer!"

“Oh boy, time for a beer!”

“PROJECTS”

Have two companionable males ever spent more than a ballgame’s worth of time together without coming up with projects? Not on our farm. We had the “set up the feeders” project, the “make lamb jugs” project, the seemingly endless new shelters, all in addition to the regular work of the farm: setting fence, hauling manure, hoof trimming, loading pipe, fixing pipe, a never-ending stream of “stuff” that needs doing. Disclaimer: I know there’s a lot more to it, but I never imagined having to write this post and I’ve only got the photos I’ve got!

Senior class project, clearing the glade of blackberries

Senior class project, clearing the glade of blackberries

Setting Shaul feeders in 2006

Setting Shaul feeders in 2006

Building lambing jugs in 2007

Building lambing jugs in 2007

Jumping for joy at building shelters

Jumping for joy at building shelters

Hustling to set fence in 2008

Hustling to set fence in 2008

Yuk, the manure pile

Yuk, the manure pile

Annual hoof trim, a 2-person job

Annual hoof trim, a 2-person job

Happy guys load pipe on a sunny summer day

Happy guys load pipe on a sunny summer day

Probably the worst job, finding and then fixing a below-ground leak in the irrigation system

THE worst: below-ground cracked irrigation pipe

SARTORIAL SPLENDOR

It never ceased to amaze me that a young fellow who professed to love dirt farming also cared so much about his appearance out in the fields or even while holding lambs. Shawn was by far the best dressed member of the Saltmarsh Ranch management team for 14 years. I failed to capture his silk bolo tie with sterling clasp to match his fanciest wide-brimmed hat, carefully angled on his head. But in looking through our thousands of lamb pictures, I realized I had accidentally memorialized a pretty good cross-section of Shawn’s wardrobe, especially the shirts.

There were stripes …

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And plaids …

And camo …

And every so often a jacket …

LOVE AND MARRIAGE

"This is where we will live when we get married." S.M.O.

“This is where we will live when we get married.” S.M.O.

We knew Shawn’s relationship with Amy was serious when she came south to visit for the first time. Not long after, or so it seemed to us, they became engaged and thus beganeth the mighty wedding preparations.

It doesn’t get much better than to have your ranch hand fall in love and ask if he can get married in his sheep pasture. We were honored, if somewhat taken aback. We felt like wet blankets pointing out to Shawn that our pastures are not (ahem) clean enough for a hundred people to walk in. Not to mention the logistics of getting several sets of octo- and nonagenarian grandparents into and out of the pastures safely. And there was the matter of parking, particularly the overabundance of really big pickups that Amy’s family favors. So the bridal couple settled for making relish and cold cut trays, gussying up, and filling our house with hair spray, perfume, country music and endless laughter, ending with the then-obligatory “first look” photo in our back yard. Then all and sundry decamped to Valley View Vineyards for the ceremony and reception. Our house has seldom absorbed so much happy chaos in one day!

Early morning on wedding day,  relatives and girlfriends took over my kitchen to prepare food for the reception,

Early morning on wedding day, relatives and girlfriends took over my kitchen to prepare food for the reception,

arriving in wave after wave of the aforementioned pickups, complete with dualies.

arriving in wave after wave of the aforementioned pickups, complete with dualies.

Down in our guest room, hairdos, makeup and manicures were in heavy demand.

In the guest room, hairdos, makeup and manicures were in heavy demand

In due time The Dress and The Veil were in place.

In due time The Dress and The Veil were in place.

Meanwhile, those not otherwise occupied relaxed in the breakfast nook with a cold one

Meanwhile, those not otherwise occupied relaxed in the breakfast nook with a cold one

...while the groom pondered whether he really wanted Ken for an in-law

…while the groom pondered whether he really wanted Ken for an in-law

Deciding in the affirmative, our dapper ranch hand waited for his bride to appear in all her splendor.

Deciding in the affirmative, our dapper ranch hand waited for his bride to appear in all her splendor.

Amy did not disappoint!

Amy did not disappoint!

ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

The sheer delight in sharing a found creature does not end when little boys grow up, as I learned almost from the first day Shawn was here.

Tadpoles from a stock tank

Tadpoles from a stock tank

Same tank, older tadpole turned froglet

Same tank, older tadpole turned froglet

Mouse, unknown source (thank goodness)

Mouse, unknown source (thank goodness)

Miniature furry creature

Miniature furry creature

The mighty gopher hunters score again!

The mighty gopher hunters score again!

Nor does it have to be a small found creature; any resident animal will do. In the case of our livestock guardian dogs, “little” is, of course, a matter of degree.

Big dog Jacob greets "little" puppy Khloe

Big dog Jacob greets “little” puppy Khloe

Khloe likes having the guys dote on her

Khloe likes having the guys dote on her

Too tired to walk? Take the Shawn Express instead

Too tired to walk? Take the Shawn Express instead

A scratch under the chin? Part of the "other duties as assigned" job description

A scratch under the chin? Part of the “other duties as assigned” job description

Shawn is a llama whisperer, or so I thought until Kellie stole Hank's heart

Shawn is a llama whisperer, or so I thought until Kellie stole Hank’s heart

DEPARTURES, OVINE DEPARTMENT

Although more sheep have left our farm in the last 30 days than in any prior autumn, with Shawn’s help we have sent over 400 Soay sheep to new homes during his time here.

Welcoming Andrew from Lasqueti, British Columbia, with the ever-present mug of truly awful coffee in hand

Welcoming Andrew from Lasqueti, British Columbia, with the ever-present mug of truly awful coffee in hand

Loading Andrew and Marie-Ange's starter flock before they head off to Canada

Loading Andrew and Marie-Ange’s starter flock before they head off to Canada

For several years Ron Keener hauled sheep all over the U.S. for us

For several years Ron Keener hauled sheep all over the U.S. for us

Shawn loads Soay sheep onto Ed's trailer

Shawn loads Soay sheep onto Ed’s trailer

And in the “all things come full circle” department, the last sheep Shawn loaded for us are on their way to the east coast with Ed Krische, the father of Shawn’s childhood friend Shane, the best man in Shawn’s wedding.

DEPARTURES, RANCH HAND DEPARTMENT

Speaking of full circle, I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

Last Sunday while Shawn sorted and packed, we looked out into the pasture below our house and saw an Old Faithful-like geyser, the sure sign of a below-ground irrigation pipe leak. Fixing these occasional pipe failures is definitely The Worst Job on the farm, since it always involves digging a couple of feet below ground and then trying to find the &%#@ crack.

And so it came to pass that on Monday, the first day of Shawn’s last week as a Soay shepherd, Steve called him on his radio: “Hello Shawn. Do you copy? There’s a leak down in Tumbleweed [we name our pastures, a story for another time]; please bring Annie [the Gator, we also name our vehicles] and a shovel.”

"If I never see this place again, it won't be too soon!" S.M.O., 9/25/15

“If I never see this place again, it won’t be too soon!” S.M.O., 9/25/15

Still telling Steve how it's done

Still telling Steve how it’s done

If there had been even the slightest lingering doubt in Shawn’s mind that leaving the country and moving to the city for a desk job was the right thing to do, it’s safe to assume that doubt was quickly dispelled on Monday morning!

End of story, end of post.

When words fail, sing a song.

Happy trails to you, `til we meet again

“Happy trails to you, `til we meet again”

We'll be loving you, always, with a love that's true, always!

“We’ll be loving you, always, with a love that’s true, always!”

For now …

Morning rainbow over Saltmarsh Ranch

Morning rainbow over Saltmarsh Ranch

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